Thot Zombie Tarot Card: Funny Gothic Halloween Birthday Card

Brains? No thanks—this hot mess zombie is serving vibes, sass, and thigh-highs only. “The Thot Zombie” is your tarot-inspired gothic greeting card for Halloween birthdays, spooky besties, or anyone who loves campy, unhinged fun. Perfect for witches, weirdos, and party girls who’d rather haunt the dance floor than the graveyard.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Includes envelope
• Designed for Halloween parties, gothic birthdays, and alternative celebrations

✨ Bring spooky slay energy to every birthday bash.