Til Death Do You Part – Funny Wedding & Anniversary Card for Husband or Partner

for the happy couple promising forever despite already knowing exactly how loudly the other person chews. 💍🦗

This funny wedding card features a bride and groom praying mantis having a romantic candlelit dinner beside the phrase: “’Til Death Do You Part… or One of You Gets Murdered for Chewing Too Loud.” A perfectly unromantic wedding card for couples whose love language includes tolerating each other’s incredibly irritating habits.

Romantic. Threatening. Surprisingly realistic.

Perfect for weddings, newlyweds, engagements, anniversaries, married couples, dark humor lovers, sarcastic couples, or anyone who knows marriage requires an impressive amount of restraint.

💌 Card Specs:

Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Blank inside
Includes envelope

✨ because forever is a long time to listen to someone chew.