Too Broke To Be This Jolly Christmas Card: Funny Retro Holiday Greeting for Broke Besties

For the financially festive and emotionally overdrafted 💳🎄 “Too Broke To Be This Jolly” is a cheeky holiday card for anyone running on vibes and Klarna. Bold retro typography and millennial humor make it the perfect broke-girl Christmas gift.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight matte cardstock (350 gsm)
• Bright toner-based print with retro pink and red tones
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Best For:
Funny Christmas gifts, broke bestie humor, sarcastic holiday greetings, retail burnout season.