Caffeine Before Caroling Christmas Card: Funny Retro Holiday Greeting for Coffee Lovers

For the festive caffeine addicts ☕🎄 “Caffeine Before Caroling” is your seasonal survival mantra in bold retro lettering. Perfect for coffee lovers who run on espresso, chaos, and sarcasm — the ultimate funny holiday card for tired elves everywhere.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight matte cardstock (350 gsm)
• Red and pink toner-based print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Best For:
Coffee addicts, funny Christmas cards, holiday humor, coworkers, caffeine queens, festive exhaustion gifts.