• Tarot-style greeting card featuring a purple-haired oracle with spiral glasses holding a crystal ball filled with phone notifications and a mug labeled “Chaos Fuel,” surrounded by lightning bolts and stars.
  • Tarot-style greeting card featuring a purple-haired oracle with spiral glasses holding a crystal ball filled with phone notifications and a mug labeled “Chaos Fuel,” surrounded by lightning bolts and stars.
  • Tarot-style greeting card featuring a purple-haired oracle with spiral glasses holding a crystal ball filled with phone notifications and a mug labeled “Chaos Fuel,” surrounded by lightning bolts and stars.
  • Tarot-style greeting card featuring a purple-haired oracle with spiral glasses holding a crystal ball filled with phone notifications and a mug labeled “Chaos Fuel,” surrounded by lightning bolts and stars.
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Funny Birthday Tarot Card – Overstimulated Oracle, Spooky Greeting

Funny Birthday Tarot Card – Overstimulated Oracle, Spooky Greeting

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Spiritually intuitive. Mentally buffering.

This tarot-style greeting card features The Overstimulated Oracle — spiral glasses, lightning bolts, a crystal ball full of notifications, and a mug labeled “Chaos Fuel.” She’s seen the future… and it’s giving overstimulation.

Perfect for anxious besties, astrology lovers, burnout queens, and anyone powered by caffeine and vibes.

Not mystical. Just mildly unhinged.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For the friend who reads tarot but also reads too much into everything.

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