Unhinged Overstimulated Oracle Card: Funny Witchy Greeting Card

Ever wondered what happens when a psychic has had too much caffeine and not enough boundaries? The Overstimulated Oracle is here to tell you—it’s giving chaos, baby. This unapologetically unhinged greeting card is perfect for your friend who can’t resist peeking into the future but also can’t resist drama.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for astrology addicts, chaos crew members, and unhinged besties.

✨ Give it to your psychic friend, your astrology-obsessed sibling, or literally anyone who thrives in mess.