You Are the Tits Greeting Card: Funny Retro Pink Boob Card

Some cards say “thanks.” This one says, “you’re the tits.” Perfect for hyping up your BFF, bridesmaid, work bestie, or anyone who deserves main-character energy. With bold retro pink graphics and unapologetic sass, it’s ready to serve cheeky vibes for any occasion.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for birthdays, bachelorettes, galentine’s, or pure unapologetic appreciation

✨ For friends who deserve more than basic.