Funny Love Card - You Are the Tits

You are the tits.

Bold pink burst background with unapologetic praise for your favorite human.

Perfect for partners, best friends, anniversaries, Valentines, or just reminding someone they are elite tier.

Confident. Loud. Slightly inappropriate.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ High praise. Zero subtlety.