You’re a 10 – Funny Koala Valentine & Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Girlfriend

for the hot person you accidentally developed an inconvenient amount of feelings for. 🐨💕

This funny greeting card features one koala clinging lovingly to another beneath the phrase: “You’re a 10 and I’m Emotionally Attached.” A concise little summary of what happens when attraction gets completely out of hand.

Flirty. Clingy. No longer casual.

Perfect for girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, koala lovers, new relationships, long-term partners, or the ten-out-of-ten human you’ve become embarrassingly fond of.

💌 Card Specs:

Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Blank inside
Includes envelope

✨ because apparently being hot was not enough—you had to make me care too.