✨ Hot Mess Merch ✨
Retro tee, cheeky mug, sassy sticker & funny card—your daily dose of chaos, attitude, and main character energy.
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Too Cute to Return to Sender Greeting Card – Retro Cherry Love Note, Funny Romantic Card, Hot Mess Paper Co. Stationery
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Too Cute To Return To Sender Cherry Sticker – Retro Red Cute Vinyl Decal for Laptop, Water Bottle, Scrapbook, Journal & Aesthetic Decor
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Too Cute To Return To Sender Shirt Cherry Graphic Tee Retro Y2K Aesthetic Unisex Pink Red Cute T-Shirt Hot Mess Paper Co
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Retro Cherry Mug 20oz – Too Cute to Return to Sender Coffee Cup, Funny Ceramic Mug, Y2K Aesthetic Drinkware, Dishwasher Safe Gift
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular price
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All Products
Explore the full Hot Mess Paper Co. collection of funny, retro-inspired greeting...
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Halloween Cards
Spooky season deserves stationery with bite. Our Halloween cards mix retro vibes,...
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Birthday Cards
Forget boring store-bought—our birthday cards bring retro vibes, bold humor, and cheeky...
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Love Cards
Say it with sass this Valentine’s Day. Our love and Valentine’s Day...
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Thank-you Cards
Gratitude, but make it cheeky. Our thank you cards bring bold humor...
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Congratulations Cards
Celebrate life’s big (and messy) moments with our funny, retro-inspired congratulations cards....
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Good Luck Cards
Wish them luck the Hot Mess way. Our good luck cards are...
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Goodbye Cards
Send them off with style (and maybe a little sass). Our goodbye...
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🌟Hot Mess Approved
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Amelia J. – London, UK
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Finally, cards that actually sound like me and my friends. I bought three for birthdays and ended up keeping one just to hang on my wall. Obsessed.”
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Marcus L. – Brooklyn, NY
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hilarious, sassy, and way cooler than anything at the drugstore. My coworker said it was the best quit-your-job card they’ve ever seen.”
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Sophie M. – Los Angeles, CA
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “These cards are basically therapy. They’re funny, a little unhinged, and everyone I’ve given one to has laughed out loud. Total vibe.”