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LOVE NOTES

All Heart ❤️

Simple, bold, and endlessly giftable. This heart pattern card is perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or reminding someone you love them — without getting too sentimental.

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ICONIC PRINTS

French Fry Forever 🍟

A cult-favorite pattern that never goes out of style. This fry-covered design brings retro diner vibes and feel-good color to any occasion — birthdays, just-because gifts, or framing as mini art.

Fry Card for the win

PATTERN PLAY

Hot Dog Energy 🌭

Bold, playful, and unapologetically fun. This hot dog pattern card is made for people who appreciate cheeky design, pop-art vibes, and a little chaos on their card shelf. Perfect as a standalone statement or paired with a handwritten note inside.

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POP ART PATTERN CARDS FOR THE CHAOTICLY CUTE

From cow spots to cherry repeats, these retro-inspired pattern cards bring maximum vibe with minimum effort. Bold colours, clean lines, and that signature Hot Mess flair—perfect for gifting, collecting, or hoarding like the stationery goblin you are.

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THE HOT MESS BIRTHDAY WALL

Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards

Forget boring store-bought—our retro, funny birthday cards bring bold humor and cheeky...

  • Amelia J. – London, UK

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Finally, cards that actually sound like me and my friends. I bought three for birthdays and ended up keeping one just to hang on my wall. Obsessed.”

  • Marcus L. – Brooklyn, NY

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hilarious, sassy, and way cooler than anything at the drugstore. My coworker said it was the best quit-your-job card they’ve ever seen.”

  • Sophie M. – Los Angeles, CA

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “These cards are basically therapy. They’re funny, a little unhinged, and everyone I’ve given one to has laughed out loud. Total vibe.”